Someone who appears in video(s)/picture(s) on the internet, and will potentially be seen/known by strangers; especially for silly or inane videos/pictures.
Jason is quite the web-star, after the video of him throwing up in the toilet was posted; he can't walk around campus anymore without someone laughing at him.
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He deserves to be a web-star: the bozo posted the video of him splitting his pants himself.
sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web
kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?
betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit
When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web”
Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!
A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant
frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.
Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught
I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.
Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web
Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.
A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.
"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."
"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."
"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."
"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."
"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"