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web-star

Someone who appears in video(s)/picture(s) on the internet, and will potentially be seen/known by strangers; especially for silly or inane videos/pictures.

Jason is quite the web-star, after the video of him throwing up in the toilet was posted; he can't walk around campus anymore without someone laughing at him.

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He deserves to be a web-star: the bozo posted the video of him splitting his pants himself.

by Sue Cofer October 5, 2007


web-sit

sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web

kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?

betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit

by pass the holy water December 7, 2017


Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web

Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!

by ThatDude-Guy June 16, 2023


web mom

A mom that completely or almost completely relies on the internet to take care of her kid mostly infant

Sarah is web mom filth

by Mrkrabbs96 March 6, 2017


Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy July 15, 2008


Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder February 18, 2012


Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017