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a faggot guy wearing a green costume. Everything is fake and all u losers out there obsesed with the game just face it, hes a faggot! he has a girlfriend who isnt even real, named cortana, who lives in his head! He's a fag.
Hey did u just see the pictures of the Master chief i took with him having sex with cortana?!?!?!?!
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Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?
The only Machinima Show that doesn't suck ass.
Friend: Hey that Arby 'n' the Chief episode was great, wanna watch another Machinima show?
Me: Hell no.
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An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.
Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!
An often overused antic in modern culture where one man (or small group) face incredibly overwhelming odds and win. Generally only met with "dude" and "sick" from bro's and frat boys, and met with chargin from people with brains.
"Dude Master Chief just jumped out of a space ship and blew up that other ship. Then he single handedly killed 4.5 million aliens with his bare hands... sick."
"That end fight in Saving Private Ryan was such an obvious case of Master Chief Syndrome I'm suprised anyone can keep a straight face."
One of the more popular nicknames used for the 45th President of the United States.
That night he was hugging the flag, we watched the Flag Fucker in Chief lose all self control; he thought we had all left.
The act of a large penis being chunked in the brown eye.
God, Chief Chunk'em in the dodo tore my asshole up last night