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A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
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The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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I really don’t need no light to see through you. — A brutal way to tell someone that they are absolutely transparent. This idiom entered popular culture in 1982 as a result of the quite danceable late disco track by the same name sung by vocalist Jeffery Osborne.
A useful insult in an age of MAGA Republicanism.
A more contemporary version of this is insult is the more versatile “I see you” — which can either be an insult or a statement of deep connection and engagement.
When Dolt 45 says that if he’s elected he will be MAGA’s retribution, I’ll just say this: I really don’t need no light to see through you, Donnie.
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A lyrics from the song "hard on" sus version of stay calm and also something you can say to you're buddy when you see a guy with a very large penis
Friend:Yo bro look at that guy through his pants I see his balls!
Me:Well then stop looking at his genitalia!
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Indication of being very hungry indeed.
'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'
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To take my cock and shuv it down some hot girls pussy!!! TUNNEL OF FLESH!!! OOOO YEA!!
I took the bishop on the train and through the tunnel of flesh
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One of the most powerful Technoblade quotes
“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up