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a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.
Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh
The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.
What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.
The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.
if people have send one another nudes before they have activated the 5 wish ticket which means each person can ask for nudes 5 times at any time and the other person has to send some
person 1 yo i want to activate the 5 wish ticket
person 2 alright wait a sec *sends a nude*
person 1 thank you