Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner
Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits
The thinnest tits you will ever see. From the side profile all you see is what looks like a slice of sandwich ham with a blister on it
Somebody put the wrong type of air in those titties. I'm afraid they are troposphere tits. Fetch the foot pump
A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.
Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!
A hot chick that establishes a reputation for showing her tits in exchange for hits off the pipe (usually weed).
Is tits for hits coming to the party tonight?
Very underappreciated female breasts, in sizes ranging from <A cup to B cups.
Way too many men don't realize that there is such a thing as too big.
Small breasts are beautiful things.
Tiny tits are very underappreciated.
Awesome, amazing, really astounding.
The system in my car is sick as tits.
I woulda been here earlier, dude, but I was shakin a tit.