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After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.
Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”
Fisting someone in their anus.
My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!
Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!
A ride scoop is basically that one friend who can drive and picks you up when you need a ride.
Annie: Hey Bobby will you be my ride scoop and drive me to the mall?
Bobby: Sure Annie, anything for a friend.
Christie: Damn, i seriously want to go to the concert this weekend, but i don't have anyone to drive me. Robby? Do a friend a favor?
Robby: Yeah I'll be your ride scoop Christie, if you get me a ticket to the concert too :)
Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.
Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum
A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.
How much dope is left. ?
There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards
The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."