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Something that will return a useful result when searched on Google is Google-able
The only reason I passed that big report was that my subject was completely Google-able
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much like hypochondriacs, these people google everything seemingly wrong with them. ie: disease.. etc.
You: Hey what's this red spot on your back?
Them: *checks* OMFG YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M DYING. I HAVE AIDS. AH. *googles: what's it mean to have a random red blotch on the back of your neck?*
You: Dude, you're such a google-chondriac
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Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
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1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
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a roast that looks like it was taken from google
can also be used for an roast thats been commonly used
Person 1: Did you know that Cuba was under Spanish rule?
Person 2: Did I ask?
Person 1: Did you literally use a google roast to insult me?
A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.
Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!
(adj) Someone who inherits most or all of their knowledge from the Internet or smartphone as opposed to going to school, reading hard-copy books, or doing actual research in a library. Also referred to as Internet-smart.
Our younger generation has become google-smart... more dependent on their smartphones and less inclined to use their minds to come to a conclusion.