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Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."
Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
The sexiest specimen alive. Played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter movies, and went from a really fat, shy little boy to a freaking hot, sexy, amazing guy. Sometimes used to refer to someone that has successfully traveled through puberty. Or someone that's just really hot.
Girl One: Whoa, remember him in kindergarten?
Girl Two: Total Matt Lewis.
The definition of perfect. Matt is funny and cute. Has dark brown eyes. He has a humorous cock with amazing kissing skills. Matt is the perfect boyfriend. Matt’s usually like blondes.
Matt Blanco is hot as fuck!
A kid who usually is present in physics class and makes the teacher very mad. Good at asking random questions.
Did you hear the Matt Lynch made Mrs. Meyers mad.
A creepy interaction by a boomer with someone of the opposite sex who is in a relationship and unaware.
Rapey-matt occurs when a Matt corners a female in a nightclub to let her know of her beauty (rapey intentions)
A fat lazy liar incapable of paying debts while living off of the disability of his family members.
That lazy, lying, lagging, loser, is such a matt bastard.
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Matt Levine n,verb.
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
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