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The man with the key to my heart, even though I'm sometimes still scared to let him in. Also, man who proves the Black man/shoe size myth to be true
When I first talked to Ron N., I knew that my heart was about to be touched.
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When Ron White (the comedian) was poor, he and his friend used to go to the 7-11 and gets 1 hotdog each, but, they would not only cover the frankfurters with toppings, they would fill the entire tray with a huge mound of chili, cheese, onions, peppers, etc, and grab a plastic fork and spoon. This was their one meal for the whole day!
Hey, let's go to the party store and get some Ron White wieners!
Yeah!
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A time when sombody is trying to make a point with a historical reference and dosn't know anything about that historical event.
Prime example of Ron Paul Moment:
Ron Paul Fan: DUDE! the civil war didn't need to be fought, we could have just bought all the slaves!
Educated Person: Sorry, the civil war wasn't started over slavery, it was about states rights. Furthermore, it was the south that fired the first shot. fuck you.
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A Republican Congressman from Texas. Notable for his Austrian economic views and isolationist foreign policy. Less publically noted, but just as common in his speeches, is his "strict Constitutinalism". If the Constitution doesn't explicitly say the federal government can do something, the federal government can't do it unless Constitutionally amended.
Pros-Charismatic, admittedly principled. During his career as a Congressman Paul has scantly ever changed his position on most issues. Holds the distinction of having been the lone dissident on more votes in the US Congress than virtually all other sitting Congressman combined.
Cons-The term radical puts it softly. Paul wants to abolish, among other federal programs, the IRS, all federal departments except the Department of Justice, Defence, Commerce, and State, the Federal Reserve, and fiat currency. He opposes all federal drug laws, all business regulation except common Criminal Code offences, all foreign aid, most if not all social assistance, and all anti-discrimination legislation. He supports pulling out all American bases around the world, and opposes US participation in NATO, the WTO, IMF, and World Bank, and the United Nations. Would not have intervened in virtually every American war, including World War II and the American Civil War.
Also has a more than slighly suspect history of printing obscenely racist and homophobic articles.
There is also a significant conspiracy minded mentality amongst his supporters.
Ron Paul is a principled but radical Republican Congressman.
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RONS COCK IS SO MASSIVE. THE RON MASTER ON TWITTERS COCK IS MASSIVE LIKE BROOOOOO THAT CHICKEN IS HUGE LIKE I BET HE'LL MAKE A DELICIOUS SOUP OUTTA IT.
Intellectual: Ron's massive cock lives up to the name.
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When you've heard a story so many times that you feel like you were there, and therefore have the right to tell the story as if you were there.
After hearing about what happened at Ron-Jon so many times, Jimmy became a victim of the Ron-Jon effect
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Last of the great NYC public access TV comedians who fell on hard times, became homeless, and went literally "running wild" in the streets. Was also at the time a gopher for Local TV legend Joe Franklin. Ron Yushack eventually ended up in Bellevue Hospital, and soon afterwards disappeared into the cold, gritty wilderness of madness, and obscurity. <BR>
Where is Ron Yushack?
That TV producer's gonna end up pulling a "Yushack" if he don't get a job a pay his rent. Look at him. He's "running wild"!
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