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Performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle without her wearing a tampon.
Earning your red wings is child's play, come talk to me when you get your Devils Mustache.
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a title of a reggae tune by lee 'scratch' perry on the album arkology reel I dub organiser
"lucifer, lucifer son of the morning, i'm gonna chase you out of earth..."
"I'm gonna put on an iron shirt and chase the devil out of earth, i'm gonna send him to outer space to find another race... satan is the eavilest man but he can't chuck it on I-man"
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originated from a book of the same name
one in fire
two in blood
three in storm
four in flood
five in anger
six in hate
seven in fear
evil eight
nine in sorrow
ten in pain
eleven in death
twelve life again
thirteen steps to the dark man's door
won't be turning back no more.
cane be used as a skipping game and whatever number you stumble on is how you are going to die.
also if you say this in a forest where there are thirteen stones in a line, while stepping from stone to stone the "dark man" will come and take you.
lets play the devil's footsteps!!
one in fire, two in bloo- aw sally you fell, you're going to die in bloooood!!!!
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after a human male has recently ejaculated, if he tries to urinate the stream of urine often forks in different directions. this is known as the devil's fork.
aw man, ther is piss all over this seat, somebody must have had the devil's fork.
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When one political party controls all three co-equal branches of government, effectively eliminating any system of checks and balances.
They blame Democrats, but Republicans have a Devil’s Triangle, so it’s obvious who’s destroying the country.
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Known typically as Cilantro or Coriander. This herb tastes like soap and is used, for some reason, to ruin otherwise perfectly delicious food from every and all cultures.
The fresh guacamole looked fantastic until they covered it with The Devil’s Pubes.
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A gangster devil (GD) is one who possesses both the abilities and demeanor of a gangster while being seductive and mischievous like the devil. GDs like to celebrate their respective nationalities: for example, Mexican GDs serve Modelo cervezas during their meetings; Canadian GDs have pancakes with extra maple syrup. Whenever possible, gangster devils will unite and work together. GDs readily sense one another's presence and often communicate non verbally. BEWARE OF CONGREGATING GANGSTER DEVILS. The biggest challenge that comes from dealing with GDs is not recognizing them from the start. They are chameleons and experts in disguising their identities. This is done in a plethora of ways, from constantly sipping on hot tea and having snacks at the ready, to adorning their bodies with head-to-toe Ninja Turtle attire. Not looking like a gangster devil is THE key to being a gangster devil, so if someone or something (yes, thing. GDness runs in all animal species) looks too cute and acts too sweet... you probably have a gangster devil on your hands. GDs are very furtive about their allegiances. Not only will they deny it, they will distract you with earthly pleasures to make you forget you considered it. Thus is the nature of the gangster devil- impishly charming their way through your life. So far, the only cure that has been found is adaptation aka the only way to beat a gangster devil is to become one yourself. That is why awareness is key, to stop the cycle before it starts.
"The teacher had no idea her best student was cheating on her exam; what a gangster devil."
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