You

It means “That one”

Hym “ ‘This one’ is ‘this one’ and ‘that one’ is ‘YOU’ “

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You

A literal bag of shit yep you

Wow you are such a bag of shit

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You

the thing that your parents made, basically a failure.

mom: you were an accident bob!!!! we left the condom at home!
Bob: :(

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you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

if you read this you are dumb

haha your are now dumb

man: hey look at this sentence
other man: ok god dammit it now I am dumb bc I read it
man: you are now dumb bc it says if you read this you are dumb

If you know, you know

The defining phrase of an inside joke/access to information only a select few know about

You see your mate's laptop screen saver is a naked girl, but her face is covered , you know who it is, but others don't- you post it on your snapchat and put "....'s screensaver, if you know, you know"

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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

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