Tongue Boner

When something is so tantilizing to ones taste buds it causes an erection or stimulation of the crotch region.

Lindsey - "John I hope you like the Pork Chops I made for Dinner."

John - "Yeah babe those Chops totally gave me a Tongue Boner."

Wow that cheeseburger was so good it gave me a Tongue Boner!

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Sugar Tongue

When you've been eating pussy or cock and your Tongue gets cum (aka sugar) all over it.

Ryan: Man I was eating so much pussy last night I got a sugar Tongue!
Brendon: I know what you mean dude, I get a sugar Tongue every night.

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Tongue ring

Admission or outright advertisement that you will perform oral sex on just about anyone. If a guy has a tongue ring, a dick has most certainly been in his mouth.

Johnny: Did you hear Trent got his tongue pierced?
Brad: Dude, he's got a tongue ring? I didn't know he went fag.

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Camel Tongue

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

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dyke tongue

person with a long tongue... perfect for pleasuring females.

tommy has a dyke tongue..

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Tongue Taint

That piece of skin (Frenum) that connects the bottom of your tongue to your lower jaw

I have this new tongue ring in and my tongue taint is killing me.

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Grundle Tongue

(grun-del tung) n., the kiss of a female a short while after she has already performed fellatio on another male.

Usually occurs at parties, when the female is excessively intoxicated.

Dude Seth and Ned got some nasty grundle tongue from Lindsay after she gave Tim head.

(any resemblance to real names, and/or real situations is completely coincidental)

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