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Something my teacher won’t stop saying
Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE
The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc
"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"
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Implemented in the new Samsung Internet Browser, Smart Anti-Tracking is a tracker blocker that blocks tracking from websites. Usually, dark websites use the tracking option most frequently.
Smart Anti-Tracking technology
When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displays some personality trait that supervisors find threatening or objectionable.
That new account manager is smarter than the department head. The account manager speaks three languages and has an MBA. They've put him on the obstacle track to success. They're saying now that he's not getting along well with his co-workers and he doesn't seem to enjoy being here. That's supposedly why he wasn't promoted.
A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.
Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.
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One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.
Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man
Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man
Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!
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A built in GPS that some females have.
I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.
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