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Firmly grabbing a female/males teats and giving them a firm yet sensual tug.
“Damn those MILFS tits are huge! Def could get a good teat tugging tonight.”
A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.
When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
The act of giving someone a handjob to completion whilst simultaneously blowing vape smoke over their penis.
*walks into a room to see cum on the floor and a distant smell of watermelon ice*
‘Jesus.. someone’s been steam tugging in here’
Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.
The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.
The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.
How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey
Instead of using rope super glue your dick tips together and pull.
My friends and I love to play tug of war together.