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Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020


junk tug

This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.

As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.

by Bloody Snotbubble August 08, 2011


Pennsylvania War Tug

The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat

The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia

by justnothomo November 20, 2021


180 collar tug

when you're in a heated situation , (or nervous)

using your finger to pull the collar of your shirt

"hey isnt that you're mistress?" umm no,what arey ou talking about.... (now is the time to preform a 180 collar tug)

by jurduan September 19, 2013


Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 11, 2018


Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017


pull-tug

The act of pulling someone's penis very hard threw his shorts.

Next time he hits me in the balls I'm going to give him a pull-tug.

by nosliWsemaJydoC December 10, 2013