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When one man grabs the dick of another with a firm grasp and twists his dick.
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
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A syndrome a child suffers due to parents using the child to manipulate and / or arm twist the other parent into adhering to certain obvious manipulative requests. Requests such as inflated child support which is not actually used to support the child in it's entirety, last minute schedule change for self-serving purposes, rules limiting the possibility of a new significant other to add family value and balance to sed child's life. Situations include and are not limited to "claiming" to have a significant other who takes highly unusual interest in a step fatherly / step motherly roll - with the ultimate goal of creating jealousy and envy where the father / mother will respond with a desire to cock block / muff block the new predator.
Doug: you're not taking our daughter to Daniele's house for dinner. Our daughter can wait to eat until I pick her up @ 8. I don't want our daughter thinking he's her father by being a guest at his house for dinner. If you go against my wishes I will keep you from seeing your daughter and I will go over there and whoop his ass right in front of our daughter. (Arm twist and cock block)
Linda: fine asshole! Then you can't take our daughter around Janice. She'll hurt our daughter anyway by leaving you. (Reverse arm twist / muff block)
*Both happy with outcome; however, child has arm twist syndrome
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Don't get the wrong idea.
Don't get it twisted:
Do not get it twisted. Do not gamble. Do not start. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even. You won't win. You won't do any of that. You understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life. I do this cause I fucking love it. I do it all the time. It's entertainment for people who can afford it. And that's it. YOU WILL LOSE. I'm losing. Do you understand? I AM DOWN MILLIONS
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When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.
I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.
Don't get it wrong, don't be confused about it
I just wanted to help you, don't get it twisted!
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The brazilian monkey twist is (despite its name) an ancient aztecian maneuver. It is when you place a mans dick in to a stone wall and cement it in place. You then pick up the man and slowly spin him counter clock wise. This was the most efficient form of torture during that era.
I was studying the ancient brazilian monkey twist and tried it out for myself!
To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation
I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night
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