The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.
Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"
Person 1: What are you doing on August 18th?
Person 2: Watching Vampires Suck
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"oh dear i've just got my period, better get some vampire mice"
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i think the book is better than the movie....i like the movie because of kirsten dunst...hehe...she is cute in this movie,isnΒ΄t she..??whatever...i adore anne rice!!
itΒ΄s the first part of anne riceΒ΄s vampire chronicles....and itΒ΄s great!!!read it!!
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the most awesome movie out! makes twilight look like crap! if you haven't seen it your missing out!
person 1: you want to see twilight?
person 2: are you crazy vampires suck is way better!
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Someone who gives incredibly long straight hickeys upon the neck.
Megan's boyfriend must be a vertical vampire!
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This is when you do "The Illuminati", but instead of just watching your cum drip out, you literally suck it out of their slit throat.
I'm thirsty, so I think I'm going to give this girl a Vampire Illuminati.
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Fags with fangs who clearly don't understand the fact they're already damned, so 'restraining' from killing humans(also animals) doesn't do shit for their morality/afterlife/credibility/personality.
Also, a core vegetarian belief is that the lives of mindless animals are worth the same as those of human beings - So, in theory, being a veggie vamp doesn't make you a better person because it means the same as if you were feeding like a non-fagcula.
Edward Cullen, of Stephenie Meyer (in)fam(y)e, refuses to drink the blood of human beings, thinking it makes him 'principled', thus making him a vegetarian vampire.
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