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1. Someone who claims to be vegan but isn’t.
Well he says he is a vegan but I caught him chomping a snickers the other day, he is a verbal vegan.
It may be that to genuinely commit to veganism is not a possibility for some. It may be possible to commit to not eating animals or animal products.
I choose not to eat animals or animal products: I may consider myself to be not-un-vegan.
A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.
Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller
slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice
"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."
When someone is vegan, but not 100% of the time, usually due to intense craving of cheese.
-Hey, I thought you were vegan?
-Sometimes - I’m an Irvine Vegan.
-Oohhh I gotcha
That lady who sells nude photos in the name of animal activism and raising awareness of not eating animals or supporting businesses who sell animal products like leather or fur. She educates people by abusing them and wears her menstrual blood to raise awareness.
Vegan booty is my hero
I have my period so I will protest Like Vegan booty
Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.