A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.
Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller
That lady who sells nude photos in the name of animal activism and raising awareness of not eating animals or supporting businesses who sell animal products like leather or fur. She educates people by abusing them and wears her menstrual blood to raise awareness.
Vegan booty is my hero
I have my period so I will protest Like Vegan booty
A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
Not a pure vegan in the technical sense, but a vegan who will include honey in their diet.
"Is she a vegan?"
"She's not a full vegan, she's an apiarian vegan."
A person who tries to go for vegan options, but doesn't give a fuck if there is none and eats meat in the end.
Also, this person has a hard time understanding what is vegan and what is vegetarian.
Conversation with a waiter:
-Sorry do you have a vegan option?
-No.
-Then I will have the lamb/beef/pork/chicken.
-Oh, you're a bad vegan! Cool!