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Pulling your ass cheeks apart, placing your unblinking brown eye on a sleeping persons nose.
Dave awoke with muffled scream under Kelly's waffle bill.
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A cute girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with, but only if she made you waffles in the morning.
Friend: Dude that chick over there is a total waffle bitch!
You: Eh, she would have to make more than waffles for me to fuck her.
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Band from New Jersey that stands for ALL that is ska.
Makes you wanna start skanking within the first 3 seconds.
Did you guys see The Waffle Stompers last night at the HHVFW?
Hell yea man, they were awesome! We skanked all night!
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To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".
A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.
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to be left in bed with covers that equal the size of a waffle house napkin.
Damn, last night Holly rolled all the covers up around her and left me with nothing almost, she waffle housed me.
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a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.
Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.
Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.
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The process of spreading your ass cheeks and closing them onto someones nose, and then sharting a little bit.
" HAHAHAHAHA... Last night at my friend's sleep over, I gave someone an ass waffle"
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