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wall of wanks

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.

Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011


wank bankrupt

Finding out your wank bank is empty or any pictures used for wank material are gone/deleted

Hernandez: I deleted all my nudes
Olivia: What your wank bankrupt!

by Happy octopus December 18, 2013


Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa March 13, 2014


Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.

Wow, he's such a wank wad.

by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020


Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing

Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!

by The Oliphant Man May 8, 2013


wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017


wank maggot

A very stupid, unpopular American president.

Donald Trump is a Tangerine Wank Maggot

by olly5764 December 8, 2020