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wall of wanks

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.

Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011


Wank Shame

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

by C-Toppa March 13, 2014


Hyper Wank

A wank so fast and furious that your penis turns purple, your arms ache and you have the most amazing orgasm in your life. There is nothing more amazing

Yo man have you seen Harrisons right arm? Its huge!
Im not surprised, he has a hyper wank every day, i ought to try it some day!

by The Oliphant Man May 8, 2013


Monster Wank

When men form a circle around one chicken and all masterbate until they all blow their load on her.

And she will be standing there dripping in semen. Classy

"Molly you're in my £70 dress"
"Good, I'll get the lads at the party to monster wank on it"

by Eleanor Hubbard August 2, 2014


Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.

Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...

by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011


saftey wank

Having a Wank before having sex with an individual in order to prevent premature ejaculation.

Josh: Hey man I just had sex with Ashley!
Brad: Yea, but don't you have a severe case of premature ejaculation?
Josh: Yea, but I had a saftey wank just minutes before!

by Robustwater June 21, 2015


hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015