The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.
Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!
2π 4π
when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.
I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.
3π 12π
A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.
The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie
Andre- βYo Caesar Iβm bored broβ
Caesar- βWanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?β
Andre- βFuck yeaβ
When you pull somebody's underwear and put their feet in the leg holes.
I was in my freshman year and I was wearing musical notes print bra and panties. I ripped a hole in my pants because I bent over to pick up my backpack. The teachers just let out little giggles and they didn't tell me about it. The pants were two sizes under mine because they shrunk. So at the end of the school day, someone pantsed me and took off my shirt exposing my underwear and she knocked me over and pulled my underwear over my feet giving me a jock lock wedgie and she duct tape my hands and mouth. Everyone could see my underwear and my butt. She took a picture of me and then left. Nobody helped me out and they constantly were smacking my butt when I ended up peeing myself and everyone started laughing. I was so embarrassed.
64π 10π
On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
βOmg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded βitβs Wednesday rightβ, and she spun me around and said βitβs national wedgie dayβ while she yanked my thong so high.β
20π 2π
A wedgie given to someone who has not wiped, usually due to reasons beyond their control.
As Ernie came out of the bathroom, I gave him a Big City Wedgie to which he bemoaned, "What's your problem man? I didn't wipe! That's not funny!"
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