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woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.
A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.
And then the chaos ensues.
I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!
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Get Woke, Go Broke is a phrase coined by the internationally bestselling author John Ringo to express the opinion that when organizations "get woke" to politically correct actions, those same actions usually result in a massive loss of income.
This is usually because the Twatter instigators calling for the company to "get woke" doesn't actually spend any money with the company.
"Hey, I heard that the 2018 GAMA convention was like totally empty"
"Yeah, man. 'Get Woke, Go Broke'"
"So I heard Yeti stopped their NRA discounts."
"Yup. Apparently they didn't realize that the majority of people who bought their shit were hunters."
"Get woke, Go broke!"Z
"Amen"
"Dude, I went by Dick's last night and the place was empty. What the hell?"
"Man, didn't you hear? They stopped selling modern sporting rifles and hired a gun control lobbyist in DC. All of their actual spending customers went elsewhere."
"Get woke, go broke?"
"Oh hell yeah. So much that the board got called out in a shareholder's meeting!"
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Get Woke Go Broke is a phrase that applies to many companies, who choose good left media reputation over their actual consumers bringing in the money.
Examples:
When the creators of Battlefield 5 decided to add SJW agenda to their game, a massive amount of hate and disloyalty came back to them, including many gamers threatening not to buy the game.
When Disney started pleasing the left media for their new SW movies, they received backlash from their actual fans and viewers, who are the reason why the franchise is so successful in the first place.
I was going to buy the new BF5 game, but they unfortunately went broke because they were too woke.
Get Woke Go Broke
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basically meaning to open your eyes and know / be alert to what’s really going on around you, or don’t and just stay clueless in the same position you’re in . (foggy smoke).
if you get it you get it
Rod: ayo they killed dr. sebi man!
Dom: yeah he healed many people of diseases with natural herbs bro… there’d be no use for doctors that’s why they did it! stay woke or stay smoke
Rod: shiiiit fuh real doe!
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When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him
this man woke up and chose violence
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A term that points out that adding divisive political posturing to your product alienates the bulk of the costumer base, especially when the divisive political content is explicitly added to label the old consumers racist, homophobic, transphobic, or white supremacists in an attempt to virtue signal for the company.
This usually results in the creators of said product to blame racism, homophobie, transphobia, and white supremacy for the failure of the established consumers to spend money on the product after the company labeled them such.
The producers of Disney Star Wars called fans of the original franchise misogynistic, as a result many of the fans stopped buying tickets, which was then used as evidence that the fans were exactly what the producers of Disney Star Wars called them. The result was that the franchise failed to maintain it's following, get woke, go broke.
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1.) pawoke (adjective; an insult)
A Filipino insult used by low IQ people to smart shame others, or deem their opinion invalid because the former doesn’t understand the latter’s point or the latter has proven the low IQ citizen to be wrong.
2.) pawoke (adjective)
A person who makes everything an issue, or aggravate a petty issue just to offend someone or make her/himself look smarter when in fact, s/he’s being a jerk.
Definition 1: when you use it for smart shaming
Underage woke person: “The 2019 senatorial elections is a mess! The Philippines is doomed! It’s very unfortunate that I can’t do anything because I still can’t vote.”
Low IQ citizen: “You’re just a kid! You know nothing! Pa-woke ka eww”
Definition 2:
Example 1:
Normal person: “Look! Area 51 memes are trending!
Pa-woke jerk: “Meh, some normies are just being bandwagons anyway.” then posts about how ‘Pinoys are so low IQ because they dont even know about Area 51 before the meme’
Example 2:
Normal person enjoys a viral relatable meme:
“You do note is da layar is da peyk!”
Pa-woke idiot: “Ew, why are you enjoying that? That’s so cringy yuck you’re one of those low IQ peenoise.”
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