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Bubble Wrap Bandits

A playful term for individuals who exhibit traits typically associated with being overprotected during childhood, often resulting in a heightened sensitivity to humor, criticism, or challenging discussions.

This term suggests a person who navigates the world as if wrapped in bubble wrap, avoiding discomfort or confrontation to maintain a sense of safety.

Commonly used in social discourse to describe someone who may struggle to cope with satire, irony, or constructive feedback, often responding with defensiveness, outrage, or feeling "triggered" by remarks that challenge their worldview.

The term can also highlight the cultural conversation around parenting styles and the impact of 'safe spaces' in modern society, questioning the balance between protecting children and preparing them for real-world interactions.

The Bubble Wrap Bandits, with their finely honed sensitivity to every jab of humor and critique, are slowly but surely taking over the world, wrapping society in a protective layer of outrage and defensiveness. This new wave of hypersensitivity stifles satire, demands safe spaces at every turn, and reshapes conversations to avoid anything remotely uncomfortable or challenging, as even the slightest criticism or ironic remark is met with defensive outrage—lest the very fabric of their worldview burst at the smallest poke.

Let’s face it: the Bubble Wrap Bandits are slowly taking over, and soon enough, no one will be able to take a joke without triggering an outcry. The world’s becoming so wrapped in defensiveness that humor’s getting suffocated under layers of outrage and hypersensitivity.

by TonyBamanaboniNZ November 8, 2024


wrap and snap

The act of wrapping your legs around a someones neck and snapping it in orgasm

She did the wrap and snap on jake damm lilly savage

by Kuttes March 8, 2017


Fat wrap

A item of clothing worn around the waist to try to conceal a large posterior

She felt insecure about her weight gain so she wore a fat wrap.

by Emme_aria February 2, 2016


Wrap it ‘fore you tap it

Said in tune to Migos ft . Drake “Walk it, Talk it”

Walk it like I talk it, walk it walk it like I talk it”
Wrap it ‘fore you tap it, wrap it wrap it ‘fore you tap it

by Sonena March 28, 2023

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Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 5, 2020


dyson air wrap

That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.

“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
Not enough, apparantly.”

by June 21, 2023


wrapping a car

it means your rapeing your car *wrapping sorry auto correct

i wrapping a car

by cool man jk 2021 October 22, 2021