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all wool and a yard wide

A term derived from the garment industry, meaning of high quality and/or genuine. Since material that was made of one consistent fibre, such as wool, was often thought of as being best for clothing, and since fabric that was made in yard widths was best for hand tailors to work on, this was considered the criteria for excellence.

A:" Have you seen the new girl in the accounts department?"
B:"Oh, yeah - All wool and a yard wide, with those legs!"

by D F Stuckey April 7, 2004

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forty yard fake out

A woman that looks good at an average distance of forty yards, but upon closer inspection wouldnt get fucked by any self-respecting man. See also It.

"Holy shit! I thought she was hot, but it's a forty yard fake out."

by SlickWilly January 17, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Paak the Caa in Haavaad Yard

An expression that is one of the best examples of a Boston accent. Translation: Park the car in Harvard Yard.

Man 1: Hey I've been working on my Boston Accent. Check it out...Paak the Caa in Haavaad Yard.

Man 2: That's wicked awesome.

by Wsnevergetold October 17, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yard Sale Cookies

cookies not appropriate for human consumption (i.e. taste terrible) or any food for that matter.

So my mom tried to pawn off some yard sale cookies on me, can you believe that?

by Disaster77 September 20, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


50 yard fake out

Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.

"I thought she was hot when i saw her across the parking lot but fell for the 50 yard fake out when i saw her up close"

by Kailn33 March 24, 2008

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brings all the boys to the yard

a colloquialism that indicates the irresistability of something and as such people will come to experience it.

Her pole dancing is so hot it brings all the boys to the yard.

Or as Kelis has rapped, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their life Is better than yours, damn right is better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge."

by Jer-Cat November 17, 2005

117๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


Professional Yard Sale Associate

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.

Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.

by The collectiveish September 7, 2010

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