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When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.
*Midst of having sex*
Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."
Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"
*Splat*
Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.
Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
When you perform anal sex and the man ejaculates in the anus, the other person then projects the cum in the partners mouth.
When you pound a girl for 43235 hours and you cant bust a nut.... grab some silky muller vanilla yoghurt from the fridge, dash that shit all over her back and call it a day!
I got yogurt back girl!
A penis
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.