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The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.
The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.
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An vast 5 sq mile section in southeastern Brooklyn, New York. Consisting two zip codes and the 75th Precinct,and middle section called New Lots. it is an area known for its abandon and burnt-out buildings, fine but vast areas low-income housing projects, legions of gangs, highest murder rate in NYC, high crime, substandard housing and institutions of lower education. The far eastern portion, once an Italian-American enclave, an mostly abandoned industral wasteland is still known as a dumping ground for former members of the Gambino crime family that lived in nearby Howard beach and Ozone park
"Mommy, I took the subway in East new york and I felt like I was going back in time. I saw a crack deal go down on Eculid Ave and a shootout in the Louis H. Pink houses bewteen 2 rival sets."
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The belief that New York is the center of the world and that nothing more than 2 hours outside of New York City is a part of America.
A misguided perception of non-New Yorkers and the belief that others are provincial because they don't live in NYC.
The idea that everything you could ever want is in NYC and there is no good reason to ever leave.
New Yorker: So where are you from?
Maryland-er: I'm from Baltimore.
New Yorker: What do you mean Baltimore? I thought you were going to say Brooklyn. Baltimore? That's so far away, that's like in the middle of nowhere!
Maryland-er: Dude, it's like 3 hours from here.
New Yorker: I know! It's so far!
Maryland-er: Man, you have such a New York Mentality.
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When anyone from the city of New York takes a super dump and stinks up the house so badly that all inhabitants loose consciousness.
Damn son! That fool done let off a New York Nuke and killed us all!
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When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
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Albany-Metro is deff not a hick-ish farmland. Filled with gangsters who might shoot you and snobby rich kids who drive around sick cars, vacation at the hamptons or luxury ski resorts, and count their cash. Surrounded by suburbs where everyone drinks, smokes, and parties because there is nothing else to do. Everyone and their brother is Italian. Alotttt of college kids: UAlbany, Union, RPI, etc.
Pretty sweet location with the city like 2 hours away, new england across the hudson, and montreal just up north.
So yeah, check out the 518.
Albany, New York is maddd sweet.
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The New York yankees get to spend all the money in the world and everybody hates them.
sports fan, "Wow, the new york bankees just went off and bought the whole country of japan. they suck trucks."
New york bankees fan, "You're just jealous because you don't have as much money as us! Your team sucks!"
sports fan, "Screw you asshole"
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