He is truly unexplainable. For he is perfect, destined for amazing things. While his friends walk around like a pack of bitches, he is the perfect, golden midas of them all. He is perfect and always will be perfect.
Missing morning meetings because you assume the whole world does daylight savings time.
Hey, was Zach at the prefetcher meeting?
No, he skipped it, probably pulled a Zach.
Bet he’s at home working on his real mode Linux fork.
Yep, Zach does loves segments.
A freak of nature who never learns from his mistakes. Also pertaining to a rebellious half Jew.
Wow he is such a Zach Blumberg
I wish our son wasn't a Zach Blumberg
Zach is some skank ass from Coldwater Ohio, his wiener is half the size of an Asians open eye. He is pretty good at math though.
Have you met Zach Homan? I’ve heard he has a small cock