Built like the gable end o' a fiver

Someone who is slim built like the thin end of a five pound note.

Person 1: "are you going for a run"
Person 2: "no a dinnae dae that, you dinnae need tae either, yer built like the gable end o' a fiver

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause

Kicking in back doors like Santa clause, A festive themed nickname for the act of anal sex

"ah dude she was so filthy she all about me kicking in back doors like santa clause"

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon

You watch lego monkey kid. you know damn well you only searched this for the irony. You also probably simp for either Swk, Mac, the Mayor, or Azure Lion. you know you do. keys/pos.

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten by the Hero.

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

Tell your crush you like them

the day where you tell your crush you like them! April 6! Good luck girls/boy!

I like you ~from you I like you too~from crush or I don’t like you~from (tell your crush you like them)

Its like dat 4 u

When u have beef wit another person and u yell it. IT means u mean what u say

mike : shut up bitch

JON : Nigga u shut up imma beat yo ass and its like dat 4u..

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Fuck like Mike & Carol Brady

consecutive sex

when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.

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