Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

Your mom

Your mom is what I did today

Some random guy: hey what did you do today
Me: I did your mom XD

Your mom

The best insult 12 year olds use to piss off people

Your ugly

"Just like your mom"

your mom

something big as fuck

your mom is so big its needs a whole building to sleep

your mom

gay

your mom gay