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December 16th A day where you can tell anyone to stfu
"Hey bitch! It's National Stfu you stupid hoe day!"
The secondary nhi you get after your national insurance number, this nhi is usually present in Valentine’s Day or summer holidays
(when all of the “boujie” girls come out of their shells)
“Yo bro I just got my nhi”
“National insuranc-”
“No my new hoe influx”
The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.
He doesn't understand the hoe paradox
A female multi dimensional creature, that has the ability to jump pocket realities at will, and can use its 5th dimensional nose along with its clairvoyant mind abilities to detect and track anything across all realms of existence. It uses all these abilities and talents to relentlessly find and pursue booty for all eternity. A booty hoe is also someone who likes booty.
Oh my god Mat, I was finally tracked down by the godlike immortal being known as the Booty Hoe! She could sense my enormous booty, and hunted my like a rabid dog for years! Also I’m a bit of a booty hoe since I’m a fan of the booty, just sayin
The opposite of a 'filmbro'; someone who has a wide-range of film knowledge, particularly in regards to older, obscure, and/or international films. Similar to 'filmbros' however, their egotistical narcissim often leads to the belittlement of others for not sharing the same filmography tastes as them, often leading to comments and assumptions such as: "You've probably never seen/heard of blank before..." or "I wouldn't expect you to know who blank is; they're pretty underrated and unknown in my opinion..."
Cinema hoes usually have a film degree or are studying film at their university or college. They can often be located at underground and/or smaller movie theaters, and are often seen browsing through the 'Criterion Collection' at your local movie store - in fact, most of their film knowledge often comes from the 'Criterion Collection'.
"Brian is such a cinema hoe; yesterday, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about 'I Am Curious (Yellow)' and kept calling me a moron for not knowing who Elem Klimov is..."
When you find out a girl isn't just sus, but has in fact been cheating, playing you, or is being all around scandalous, so you pull up to her work, ejaculate on her windshield, and then write your name in it. (If she has no car, the windows at her job will suffice)
"Dude, I caught her cheating, so I Vongaged that hoe"
"Wow bro, I'm glad you've decided to stop being weak, and start "Vongagin Them Hoes."