My Gym Partner's A Monkey

Why I stopped watching Cartoon Network.

"My Gym Partner's A Monkey"...who gives a shit?

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Bad News Freedom Monkey

(n) An individual willing to attempt any feat of valor and endurance no matter the price and/or consequence. (adj) One of risk-full recklessness. Crazy off the chains, buck wild out the zoo. (v) To act without fear and/or regard for rationale.

(n) I'm going to get my 'Bad News Freedom Monkey' on and run with the bulls. (adj) Man, you're crazy. Why you gotta be so bad news freedom monkey all the time? I can't hang out with you anymore. (v) I'm about to ascend this face then bad news freedom monkey out of bounds down the backside.

0-0 dart monkey

A monkey that pops 1 bloon per shot. Then sucks the power of the temple and pops ZOMG's in 2 shots

At round 1, I placed a 0-0 dart monkey down in the middle

Deep Fry Your Monkey

A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.

"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"

Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

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Cheese eating surrender monkey

A person of French origin

Pierre is a cheese eating surrender monekey.

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Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.

We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

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