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What if'ism

What if'ism is the historical narrative which is intended to replace modern historians "blame history" which is intended to explain "what if" we didn't do something to elaborate on the lesser evil chosen as a form of prevention against a larger evil.

Modern historians and social activist blame the British and Canadian governments for bombing German cities in World War 2. Without these bombings, German industry would have rampaged and possibly shifted the tide losing us the war costing millions of lives.

Joe: Did you hear about the bombings in Germany during WW2? What our government did was stupid.

Chad: Ever heard of what if'ism, if we didn't do that we would have lost the war dumb-ass.

by Historical-Jack February 4, 2022


What the nani

What the nani - can also be pronounced like this : what da nani, what nani...

A mix of "What the fuck" and the japanese word "Nani" from Ken the Survivor (stands for "What ?!").

Use it when you are very suprised and would be tempted to say "What the fuck ?!", but you really like Japan (and slang is sometimes frown upon).

1) Your father : "You listen to Rammstein ? I hate Rammstein ! It's pure shit !"

You : "What da nani ???"

2) Your girlfriend (if you're a male) : "Hey, in fact I'm a lesbian... Ciao !"

You : "Wh-what the nani ??"

by WhatNaniDePunjitsu April 26, 2020

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What the fuck did you just say about me?

The infamous start of the Gorilla Warfare rant.

Jax, your face looks like an elephant.

Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?

HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT

by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023


know what one is about

be aware of the implications of one's actions or of a situation, and of how best to deal with them.

Here's a sentence using "know what one is about":

She was a seasoned negotiator who clearly knew what she was about.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024


what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024


Greasy duck what the fuck

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

by ComputingCat January 20, 2024


what am i? a dumbass#3352

An amazing person who likes makoto!

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!

by Whenhimikoisus June 12, 2021