Cat

The rulers of the internet

No one:

Cat: *meows*

Cat

Not a dog.

Is that a dog?
No. That's a cat

Cats

Small and furry ninjas who bring you dead animals in exchange for catfood.

The cats bring me a dead bird and I give him catfood.

cat

a way of saying "person or people" mainly used in the 60s and 70s

"Man that is one cool cat"

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly

man: touches belly

cat: MURDER

Cat

Sociopathic slut who gets off on sleeping with other people’s men.

Oh did you hear what that cat did? Fucked her best friends’ lover.