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John-ing

The state of going through "the struggle", simply not thriving.

Joe: "Damn bro, I'm straight john-ing right now."
Tina: "I'm sorry your life sucks."

by SpicyChickenSandwich September 24, 2022


Johning

When your friend John starts Johning in soccer at lunchtime, by selling out his whole team

John has the ball, then kicks and misses the goal 5 feet in front of him.

We call it Johning!!!

by Reizirth December 10, 2024


Johning

Smoking weed

I’m so high from johning in the bathroom between classes.

by Coopedaloop November 9, 2020


Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.

This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf

by @nonnnn_8921 August 4, 2018


Johning

One who partakes in dumbass actions.

This mf really Johning right now”
“You a John ass mf

by @nonnnn_8921 August 4, 2018


johning

Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses

"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"

by BigManStickmanDan December 8, 2024


Johning

Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.

The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".

Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.

by TH210 January 6, 2024