Random
Source Code
Random
Don’t just call yourself ‘Dad’ and expect kids to love you, it’s a title you have to earn.
P1: I don't care for much but pretending to be a wanna b dad is pathetic.
P2: your mom.
P1: Wtf that got to do with your responsibility of emotional support idiot!
The act of making love to yourself from point A (beginning) to point B (climax).
Yo man. You a-b this mornin or what? You be wiped y'all!
A sticky, flavored tongue-depressor type device for removing pesky pubes caught in the back of the throat after oral.
hey can i borrow your pube-B-gone i got a pube hairball back there.
1👍 2👎
Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.
I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.
1👍 1👎
When somebody want to do something and he failed you can say sbem so that he is spento. You also have to have a sbem face.
It's a ''shut the f*** up'' but with class.
Blitzcrank tries to grab you and misses .
You ''s b e m''
Pronounced like "Tebowing", B-Mac(ing) is when one individual thinks everything they do or say is automatically and without a doubt correct. Even though it usually is the dumbest shit you will ever hear or see. Usually gets made fun of because everyone calls him out on his non-sense. Usually starts arguments with people strictly because he thinks their wrong. Usually backs out of fights when one stands up to his dumb ramblings. He leeches onto other people....usually posing their style and thoughts.
John: "You're such a faggot!"
Pablo: "Mister John, please stop saying faggot so much, it offends people!"
John: "I support gay marriage, therefore I'm allowed to say it!!!"
Pablo: "Dude......you're B-Mac(ing) so hard right now!!!"
John: "I got a choppa in the car!!"