A Stinky Back Door Chris or well know was the (Stinkus Doorlilous Christopher) is a creature that lives in the shadows of your room and under your bed.
Girl: OMG THE STINKY BACK DOOR CHRIS VISITED ME LAST NIGHT WHAT DO I DO?!
Girl 2: I don't know just sleep on the couch ig
This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting
A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.
“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”
Where one, or more friend hides in the closet as you begin to have intercourse with a women and as things begin to become "heated" jumps out of the closet and yells "rump back rodeo" .
You then proceed to jump on your mates back and hold on for as long as you can, Riding her like a bull waving ones arm back and forth.
Not needed but accommodates the situation is a hat, preferably a cowboy hat.
EX:
Steve: "Did you hear what josh did last night"
John: " No, what happened?"
Steve: "Well he hooked up with Tracey and we did a rump back rodeo"
John: " Nice, how long did he last"
Steve: "At least two minutes"
John: " She must be pissed"
When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
When you are fucking a racist white woman and your dick to big you brake her spine by slamming into her pussy because she called you a nigger
man I was fucking bubba's wife, but she's in the hospital.
Why?
I gave that bitch the Mississippi back brace