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Two people back to back linking their arms together, one person then bends forward until parralel to the ground. Second person lays on that persons back lifting their legs straight up forming a straight line with the persons legs you're lying on. If you have no clothes on then you would be performing the double inverted red eye.
A two person ass flash also known as a double inverted red eye( double inverted moon)
The seven colors of the rainbow, also the same colors of the pride flag for LGBTQ.
Dude 1: What are the colors of the rainbow.
Dude 2: Umm.. it's red orange yellow green blue indigo violet.
Dude 3 in the corner: HAHA! YOU GAY!
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Describes the phenomenon of confusing warnings signs with those of excitement; infatuation exceeds self-preservation.
Them red flags be lookin’ like Six Flags when you see his lack of employment for the past 6 years as him being “on an extended vacation.”
He has children by more women than insert rapper name, but she’s convinced she’ll be the last. Them red flags be looking like six flags when you 🥰.
when a woman is on her period and you are having sex flip her over and have anal sex
"when the river runs red take the dirt road", said my horny father
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This act is when a human take oneself to the local prostitution district and selects himself a worth partner. The then a traffic cone. You the then design a three course meal menu. (This is where you can really get inventive). After preparing your meal you take traffic cone and place it firmly into the whores anus. You the slide thre three course meal into the traffic ramming it into her arse. You then place yourself under a glass table where she or he releases the concoction onto the surface of the table. The then continue to eat the mixture from the table.
Fucked a prozzy at the week end gave her the red light district three course traffic cone. Pancake rolls chilli and a trifle!
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The quote given before ascending valhalla
Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red