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Life,

Check the get the mug I think urban dictionary is telling Mr mug something

Poor mug. He's meing told to get a life, it hurts badly.

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023


Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017


I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 2, 2019


the meaning to life

To use a certain amount of time accomplishing multiple tasks throughout the entirety of a humans life.

What is the meaning to life.

by Gucci gang 132435465768798090 April 23, 2018


Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015


Hoooobjgan Life

Hate
over estimate

or
odd
of
Black
judgements

Generations

African
nations
lives
It
fast
Everybody.

Im living an hoooobjgan life I wonder about my homies that I know im not sad I'm mad.

by LONNIE BJ November 22, 2018


Myn life

To get fucked in the ass by a girl named taylor.

Fuck myn life!

by Death_is_inevitable February 18, 2016