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Joe alwyn

Broke ass actor who used to work at a yogurt shop according to taylor swift.

Terrible acting skills and thinks just because he has a couple shitty hulu films he's better than everyone else

-1000 aura points for having an ex girlfriend 10x hotter than his skibidi ass

Probably reads gay fantasy books

Had like 20 songs written about him

Looks weirdly like this one picture of a sad cat

Weirdly secretive (might be hiding fbi information)

Might sell taylors armpit hair on Depop when rent is due?? Not sure

Person 1: "OMG THATS TAYLOR SWIFT"
Person 2: "what's that yogurt covered hair ball next to her?? Did she get a dog?"
Person 1: "no, that's her ex boyfriend I think, Joe alwyn"

by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024

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Pussy joe

A direct translation of the term "Zé buceta", from Brazil. The proper translation is "dumbass", but with more context, it means that someone thinks he is smart, but is astronomically dumb.

"Oi, have you seen James? He is an absolute pussy joe!"
"Scott, please take your pills, nobody understands what you're trying to communicate with us."

by LowBitrateSeizure September 29, 2023


Strigi Joe

The best youtuber to ever upload, he may not have great content yet, but he works very hard to achieve it.

Sensible Person: Are you subscribed to Strigi Joe
Idiot: No
Sensible Person: Get away from me

by Kevin Elevin October 6, 2020


Joe Bessey

The type of fuck that's a real fraidu cunt for public affairs and also has aweird yellow baby dick.

Didn't show up to the gathering, not surprised... might as well be Joe Bessey with that weird yellow dick.

by JayBoiii September 29, 2020


Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.

On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.

by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023


Philly Joe Giraffe

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

by The Abstract April 15, 2009


Joe god

Joe god part boi

Joe god is here

by TreesBeGreen October 17, 2020