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ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.
ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.
The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain
Ur mom is massive
Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this
A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you
B: ur mom
A: uh—
A: Hey wyd this weekend
B: ur mom
A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye