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Ur mom

Fat.

Ur mom is fat.

by PrimusLover April 22, 2022


ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 04, 2022


Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022


ur mom

in my bed

ur mom is in my bed

by 6imagine_dragon9 January 01, 2022


Ur mom

I fucked ur mom

man ur mom's so hot so I fucked her.

by macahbruh October 30, 2022


ur mom

ur mother

haha ur mom

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 21, 2021


Ur Mom

Perfect come back and if anyone you don’t wanna hang out with asks you what your doing say this

A: Your the dummest person ever like nobody likes you

B: ur mom

A: uh—

A: Hey wyd this weekend

B: ur mom

A oh….. maybe another time! oh— uh- bye

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 23, 2022