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Sit on your bfs lap day ! Sit on his lap .
Him : wdym it’s October 18th
Her : I supposed to sit on your lap today , we talked abt this yesterday.
National sit on your boyfriends lap day ! Sit on his lap no matter what !
Why is has she been sitting on your lap all day ?
Because it’s October 18th
The day where everyone ignores Morgan.
Bro 1: Wait is today October 18th?
Bro 2: Oh shit! We got to ignore Morgan.
Tell your crush you like them day, dont be a pussy, tell them, the worst thing that could happen is they dont like you back
“Tina fucking tell Calvin you fancy him”
“I cant im scared”
“But its October 18th!”
Hey all you girls that owns scrunchies! Do you have a crush? Well today is your day. October 18th is give your crush a scrunchie day. So give that boy or girl your scrunchie!
Person 1:Hey is that your crush
Person 2:Yeah why
Person 1: Give (him/her) your scrunchie!
Person 2:Why!?
Person 1:Its October 18th! That means its give your crush your scrunchie day!
oh look theres my crush imma go hug her because its october 18th. October 19th is national hug your crush day
kiss your girlfriend day when you see your girlfriend give her a kiss for God's sake
Man's:give me a kiss
Girlfriend:why
Man's: because it's October 18th