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Making excuses before a game start. Originated from a person named John who made a lot of excuses
"My friend started johning about controller issue before our 1v1 started"
Johning is a term often used in the crypto space to describe someone (a typical John) who holds their position and does not sell.
The term was first used in the blockchain community "Crypto Hub".
Leo was johning although Bitcoin achieved a new ATH.
When someone blames bad gaming on something that is completely unrelated to the game.
Person one: “I’m telling you bro, my game is just buggy and that’s why I’m playing terribly!” (This man has an RTX 4070.) Person two: “quit johning bro, you have a godly graphics card anyways.”
Johning is the act of making excuses for your loss upon losing a game, the most popular explanation being a "faulty" controller. It's most commonly seen among Smash Brothers and FPS (CoD, Valorant, OW, etc) gamers. Someone who frequently johns after a game is called a john, Mr. John or simply John. See also "Salty".
An example of johning:
(Player 1 attempts to perform a recovery but fails miserably, ending the match)
Player 2: Ha! I won fair and square!
Player 1: Dude, my controller was definitely faulty. Those buttons were sticky, thats why I didn't get my up special.
Player 2: You're blatantly johning, were you even *trying* to recover?
Toilet-Head
John = toilet; and cranium = head
Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!
Owner of big polar bear that loves to spin the tires and race every fn in sight, Big polar bear is a ten thousand pound longgggggg bed work truck, 6.0 john also dated the daughter of a person on street outlaws, but that bitch was a torta. Also a lover of the one and only GABE FERREL !!
OMG is that 6.0 John im getting so wet!