Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.

Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

popular catch phrase from Yugioh. The phrase comes in the opening theme song where the music stops and he yells that famous phrase.

This phrase has been parodized a lot, especially on ytmnds involving Mario, Spongebob Squarepants, Howard Dean, and a few others.

Me: I had it with you. You're going down!
Punk Kid: All right, you leave me no choice. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

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Rims that keep spinning every time you stop

DOPE RiMS THAT SPiN WHEN YOU STOP ROLLING!!! A BLADE THAT SPiNS ON THE OUTSiDE OF YOUR RiMS.

WHEN i STOP AT A RED LiGHT, MY RiMS KEEP SPiNNiN.

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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

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Possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

So, when sentences get excepted onto a word dictionary site, people begin to take up space on the side bar that can be seen while looking at a word on Urban Dictionary. For that, I have created the largest word on this site. The word means that a word on this site is getting a little out of hand.

Did you see the new word on Urban Dictionary?
It was more of a possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

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Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

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