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used to explain the sad-horny-happy phases we go through when we’re drunk off our asses.
Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.
John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week
Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year
Jon: ya the Colts got pumped
When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.
Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"
Two men embrace their mons pubis together aggressively for atleast 15 minutes at a time
Terry and Doug were caught being double dickers in the shower
An uncircumcised man pulls back his foreskin then docks with another uncircumcised man. The first man layers his foreskin over the the second mans dock and the act is complete.
I caught Robin and Jarvis Double Docking each other yesterday.
To teabag with a friend!
(N) The hobbit hooker,cuz some time you just hafta put on 2 to feel safe.
"Hey come here and help me give this fucktard a double-baggins"