A question you ask yourself after you come back to your room, sit down and think about what you were doing before you went away
Person: *enters their room and sits down.*
Person: what was i doing again
Guy 1: *prevents falling over by stepping over a banana*
Guy 2: what a dude
what's going on?/what's the deal?
jacob: yo I just confessed to my crush
eden: oh shit! what's it gonna be? do they like you back?
jacob: hell no
what the is when you look at something, and think: what is this ._. why, you could have got better
Friend: *picture of on purposely getting beidou instead of raiden*
you: what the-
This is a small phrase which means to express some exclamatory feelings.
It is also used for some kind of unamusing feelings...
What the! How did you do that?!
What the...really?!
How is your child?
Yo fam heard your bitch pushed that thing out? What that baby do?