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Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.
What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat
Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!
When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart
My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.
why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop
Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS
phenomenon illustrating that those who don’t think they are pieces of shit are actually major pieces of shit but are too unaware to realize it.
Mike Chandler while trying to pick up women in Nashville demonstrated the Hagatha’s Cats effect.
a knitted, crocheted, or felted cat bed that is shaped like a large beanie with a singular hole, so that the cat can cuddle comfortably inside in purrfectly restful sleep.
"I made a cute cat cozy and my cat loves it! All you can see of her is her little head poking out of the hole of a huge wool beanie.
The second career for a straight modern feminist woman when she has rejected all men in her league, but "refuses to settle" and "knows her worth".
"Did you see Norma at the class reunion? she didn't come with a date, guess she's still single."
"I heard she was a cat shepherd now."