When your friend says something stupid and he loses in a verbal fight
Sagid: did you know that chickens lay eggs?
Me: give yourself 2 for dat
CSGO but wayyyyyyyyyyy worse. No operation has been released since its launched, matchmaking is infested with cheater and bots, subtick feels terrible, has insane null bind, and so on.
Counter-Strike 2 is nothing compareed to CSGO
How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch
When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.
When a girl is only hot on a certain day of a week, 2 weeks in a row
Man, she was hot today, yep, that's now 2 Saturdays in a row
The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
sme is love, sme is god. Praise lord JB650 for the contribution of sme to our world. God bless thee.
We shall do our ritual around the sme 2 (becuase Sme 1 is some tech BULLSHIT) god himself by noon.
when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button
you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?