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When your body is overheating so much you need to expel gas to get heat out aka butthole air conditioning
It was so hot out today i had a bad case of the sweat farts .
Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.
A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.
I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.
Soundproofing your under garments to hide the sound of flatulance. Usual substances used in this process include but are not exclusive to wool, styrofoam, bunched up tissues, cotton balls, and cotton candy. (verb) (fart blocking, fart blocks, fart blocked)
Sarah was happy to be able to order beans at the restaurant without worrying about others hearing her fart because she had fart blocked her thong.
When you fart and it’s cold and cools you asshole
Yo Cam I just had a freeze fart oof
A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
“Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
A fart that happen when you are holding in a poop, creating more of a poop smell rather than a fart smell.
“My eyes started water after I dropped a poop fart, have to go drop the kids off at the park after that one”