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i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)
"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"
When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.
when you place flans on a person's back and wank onto them until you cum and then they have to eat them
Matthew pulled a Jack back flan on me last night
When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.
Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"
When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.
Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.